billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via emmasblackthorns)

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

(via emmasblackthorns)

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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(Source: liquidglue, via meanplastic)

  • mom: you should really get a job
  • me: no mom im #nsfw